Monday, December 8, 2008

Hello my name is, I am addicted to educational torture

I have come up with a plan, a new plan for academic satisfaction, career success, and the possibility of staying home with my children when they are little (no I don't have children yet).

I am posting it here partly because it amuses me, partly because I wonder what you all think, and partly because I'd like to read it again in a few years and see how much it has changed.

step 1 finish masters program in May. One class left!
step 1b write scathing review about lameness of program in graduate packet which probably no one will read
step 2 edit*
step 3 edit*
step 4 take a serious break from the academic world. 3 or 4 years at least.
step 5 PhD Use fatherly advice and professory knowledge to get assitantship, use fatherly wallet to pay for program.
step 6 use awesome flexible PhD candidate schedule to take care of my own children while they are little. Avoid daycare/nanny expenses, and paranoia about strangers interacting with my children. I have a lot of irrational fears about leaving children with daycare "professionals" FSU says its good for them. we can battle it out later.
step 7 stop reliving my mothers life.
step 7b stop proving my parents right about everything.

I guess marriage will be inserted in there somewhere, but that part of the plan is unclear as of this very moment.


Anonymous said...

Love the plan. No daycare. A boy peed on me in daycare. I shit you not.

Z said...

Haha, good plan. Except the whole "a PhD is really flexible" thing? So not true...

Joely Poley said...

I'd like to amend step 6. Should read:
Step 6 - Move next door to Joel and Foxy and let their kids play with your kids and work out some sort of co-op babysitting/daycare schedule.

I'm not moving any ungodly place that snows though. The beach is mighty tempting you gotta admit.